Williams leaves the hospital and elects to play with one arm. After darkness again suspends the match, Poole is physically attacked in an elevator by the Queen.īefore the sixth day, Williams is hit by a truck, which is implied to be driven by Poole. He claims he will dedicate his performance at Wimbledon to all Englishmen. The female streaker runs back onto the court, and a threesome takes place until the match is suspended on account of darkness.īefore the fifth day, Williams arranges a press conference to announce he has located his birth father, British singer Engelbert Humperdinck.
After they finish, a male streaker ( Chris Romano) runs onto the court, with whom Williams also has sex. Williams tries to subdue her, but ends up having sex with her. On the fourth day, a female streaker ( Lyssa Roberts) runs onto the court. After eight hours of intense tennis, the match is suspended. On the third day, neither Williams and Poole are willing to surrender the match. She drunkenly shouts expletives, accuses him of embarrassing England and bribes him with a knighthood if he wins. That night, Poole gets another call from the Queen. On the second day, a revitalized Williams takes the second and third sets under the influence of cocaine. Before the second set starts, a thunderstorm suspends play for the rest of the day. On the first day of the match, Poole wins the first set 6–0. The night before the match, Poole receives a call from Queen Elizabeth II ( June Squibb), who tells him to "win." Edward Pudding ( Fred Armisen), also a member of the committee, believes that letting Williams play will spike interest for the tournament, and he suggests that Williams play an Englishman who is likely to beat him, which turns out to be Poole. The All-England Chair Committee, led by the Duke of Kent, refuses to let him play. Williams claims he will be playing in Wimbledon.
#7 DAYS TO DIE MEMES FREE#
This comment reaches Williams, who escapes prison and becomes a free man, according to Swedish law. Two weeks before 2001 Wimbledon starts, Poole is asked by a reporter if he is a better player than Williams, he says yes. He is arrested, convicted, and is sent to a Swedish prison. When Williams runs out of funds, he descends into pornography and an addiction to PCP. Williams resurfaces in Sweden creating a male underwear line, but the line is discontinued when it is found to cause groin chafing and infertility.
He tells Wint that he idolizes Aaron Williams.
#7 DAYS TO DIE MEMES PROFESSIONAL#
He appears on a sports talk show hosted by Caspian Wint ( Michael Sheen) as a 15 year old and is on track to become the youngest professional tennis player in history. At the ceremony following the match, Williams pushes Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent ( Howie Mandel), and disappears.Ĭharles Poole is a British child prodigy forced into a tennis career by his domineering mother ( Mary Steenburgen), who threatens to disown him if he loses.
Williams falters and loses the championship. At the 1996 Wimbledon Finals, his serve hits a line judge, who has an immediate heart attack and dies. It explores the backgrounds of the competitors Aaron Williams ( Andy Samberg) and Charles Poole ( Kit Harington), two professional tennis players who face off in what becomes the longest match in history.Īaron Williams is considered "The Bad Boy of Tennis." He is an American orphan who was found on the streets and adopted by Richard Williams, who raised Aaron with his daughters, Venus and Serena Williams. The film is framed as a fictitious HBO Sports documentary incorporating BBC footage.
0 kommentar(er)
